Slap Kak

Slap Kak se kots
glibberig soos groen mos op die rots
proverbial ‘ good guy’ gemors
twee gat jakkels `off course
‘skills’ van ‘n wurm,
en allom`teenwoordig soos
Bakteria

Sal jou naai so gou
‘n tikie op sy kant draai
Sal jou sideline vir;
die Bimbo,
die Baas
Maak van jou ‘n Klaas
‘n epos friend
Maklik om te ‘ patronize’
en GOD sal jou atheis gat ‘vaporize’ … ‘wag net en sien!”
Gaan soek vir ‘sympathy in die Dictionary
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”

Dis ‘n mooi oggend
Met dit het man of vrou niks te doen
Dank Darwin & David Sedaris

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